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Saturday, May 1, 2004

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Friday, December 20, 2002

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Thursday, October 11, 2001


If you're sitting on a plane with your laptop wondering if the guy next to you is a terrorist, check the FBI's most wanted terrorist list. Rewards are up to 5 million dollars each for most with a 2 million dollar bonus for the number one most wanted terrorist. Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money

Friday, January 19, 2001

Happy New Year, Yada Yada Yada
We apologize to those users who have been unable to access our site for the past two months. It wasn't clear where the routing error was coming from. It turns out that when we virtualized our servers we were bit by a bug in the unix ifconfig command. This bug was adding a bogus route to our routing table for the entire 63.x.x.x network. If you were using one of these address's then you could not see our server. This problem really pushed the envelope of our tolerance for pain. If you're bored and working right now here's a new site to grace our favorite list. Finally we have an objective way of getting an answer to the age old question; Are you hot or not? The new year also marks the end of an era that will certainly go down in the history books. The rush to the internet seemed to resemble the california gold rush except that there were billions of dollars invested with young kids with unproven ideas. I use the word "invested" rather loosely here. Reasonable amounts of money is invested. This was more like a shower with the same basic path down the tubes as the toilet. I wasn't surprised when they all started to fail. They seemed to also ignore the basic concept of business where you value real life experience and snubbed their noses at the older consultants. If you were one of these older consultants like myself you may find pleasure and more than your share of obsenities at a dot com destined to survive. Another casualty in this fiasco is the IPO process where many legitimate privately held companies have gone public. Once again I don't have a lot of sympathy here because when they were hot, brokers were playing favorites with institutional investors willing to pay above average commissions, those same people who up until then avoided IPO's. Rumour has it the institutions were flipping their shares while you were being encouraged to hold them. ...and then the bottom fell out... oh well... An interesting case is working through the courts where a mother is charged with child abuse for giving condoms to her 13 year old son. If you think about this one too long you will get a headache. I hope they consider intent here; Wasn't that a science project you were working on junior?

Monday, December 11, 2000

Winning the war on spam may be as simple as painting by the numbers. Forget about hostnames because they are frequently forged anyway. Examine the IP addresses of the incoming connectinos and simply beging blocking entire class A, B or C networks. Most of your spam can be blocked with 12-14 networks.

Sunday, December 3, 2000

The truth about the war (it's really a game) on spam

You can't fully understand the problem with spam (junk e-mail) unless you are a sitting duck or have an AOL account. A sitting duck is someone who has published their e-mail address on a web page or is an internet domain administrator. Spam is so bad on AOL that the e-mail there is dysfunctional. If you think you have something in your mailbox there, you have to delete about 25-50 messages per day just to find out there's nothing but junk. If you go into a chat room the mail starts coming in about 2-3 per minute. Sitting ducks can actually use their inbox but must delete a minimum of 5-15 messages per day. I hate to pull the kiddie card but the fact is there's no mechanism in place to prevent your 7 year old kid from receiving a personal invitation for a very graphic tour of Sin City. Some newer messages automatically launch your browser with thier site using persistent pages that try to keep you from closing out the window. The truth about spam is that no matter what software you run, there is a way to filter out the stuff. You just have to play the game and be reactive or proactive. Don't believe your experts that tell you it can't be done because.... It doesn't matter that your addresses are published on web pages or that you receive e-mail from the public or members. You just need to know how. If you're behind a firewall, that's where you need to filter it. It doesn't matter that your firewall doesn't support this. It's still using unix sendmail as the mta and you can edit those files with vi. Begin the game by adding the code (3 lines) in the firewall to use Paul Vixie's MAPS Realtime Blackhole List. If you're determined to filter out spam it doesn't matter what hardware or software you run. There's a solution currently available. Basically you channel all your inbound SMTP traffic through an intelligent (MTA) Message Trasport Agent. This is all you get out of me on a Sunday. There will be more on spam as soon as we're done laughing. Besides, I would like to reveal a flaw in the present line of firewalls currently available.

With a hacked version of Back Orifice or something similar data can be sent out of your secure network by appending it to a URL (look at the URL on a secure browser connection for an example) and sending it to my port 80. You see your top of the line firewall assumes that I'm running a web server here on port 80 and that your call to port 80 is your fat lazy ass surfing the web. Muahahahaha. Isn't it funny how your security model allows for such a broad assumption. Is that shjt on your face? If it looks like a valid URL it gets sent to my server. I can return anything to the client if it looks like HTML. I can hide the activity using several IPs that map to the same machine or use port 443 instead and encrypt the data to keep snoopers out. Boom, we got Back Orifice working past your firewall. Don't blame me for revealing this flaw. It's only a game. Besides, how can you have a tight security model without tight outbound restrictions. Duh. BTW, this is the first port 80 exploit that I know of that is all protocol, not dependent on any client or server except it's own.

Tuesday, November 14, 2000

Just as a gag we have a motion sensor in the webmasters office.

The webmaster is out or he fell asleep.

We did this using the HawkEye Motion Detector MS13A, Transceiver, and PC interface CM11A (about $69, get the active home kit plus at least one hawkeye) from X-10 and a free program called ppower running on Red Hat Linux. The ppower deamon traps the events and using a macro creates or deletes a file called motion.webmaster. The perl script running on this page merely looks for that file and prints one of two possible messages.

Monday October 2, 2000

If you came here looking for the Day Trading web site click here. I merged that server into this using virtual hosting. I haven't told the web server yet so that is why you are here instead of there. Fortunately you can get there from here.

Tuesday, September 12th, 2000

Now that I've retired from the work scene I feel like saying "fack you" to all the assholes I've worked for (You know who you are) but I really don't see the point, especially if you're still working. I can't believe all the traffic this site gets considering it's such a piece of shjt. Isn't the internet great? Can you say "asshole" on the internet? If you're sitting at my old desk, at one of my old jobs, you should read up on my stock picks so you can continue in my foot steps and say "fawk you" too. We're not talking P&D (pump and dump) by the way, we're talking large cap heavily traded issues, the ones not easily manipulated. I do reserve the right to buy my shares (front running) before you get yours though. I'm not stupid. Stupid is working for some asshole. LOL (Laugh Out Loud) If you don't realize by now that the Y2K (Year 2000) thing was a hoax I do have a bridge to sell you and you missed your comet ride. Please Note *** Viewers from Connecticut and New York, please insert the word "Mr." in front of "asshole". If you came here looking for some usefull information and read this far I appologize. I had a tough childhood. Have you ever heard that? I had a tough childhood. I'm starting to sound like Seinfeld. Ya ever notice the cool stuff you find when you are looking for something else? If I want some privacy in bed all I have to do is turn on the "Howard Stern Show". Do you have that problem? I like that show but I know if I turn on Howard Stern I'm not getting any pussy. Man, what a drag. If you have a solution to that problem please give me a call.

Monday, August 28th, 2000

Effective September 1st, 2000 we will no longer be providing Computer Services and Repairs including everything EXCEPT Internet Domain maintenance so that we can focus our energy on developing and producing high end equity/options trading/management systems and purchasing other businesses. If you are a DayTrader or Investor we have some links.

Wednesday, May 31, 2000

There's a really cool service called PayPal. You can accept credit cards for your goods and services from anyone with an e-mail address. You can also send that person money too. This is great for online auctions and other things. Please click the logo below and join. You will get $5 to join and $5 for each person you get to join. Make payments with PayPal - it's fast, free and secure!

Monday, November 8, 1999

The internet pig is running faster these days now that we've jumped onto the poor man's (128K) business class SDSL bandwagon. It's a love hate relationship you'll hear about right here. If you're interested in DSL and think you can't get it don't give up. I checked Bell Atlantic's web site which said that DSL was available in my area but not for me at this time. UUNET determined that I was eligible for DSL service through Covad. Funny thing is Bell Atlantic has to come out and hook it up. I wonder what their web site says now about my DSL eligibility.

Saturday, February 6, 1999

Attention all Men! Valentines day is one week away. Quit studying the new Victorias Secret site unless you want to get yourself something. I bet she really wants flowers or something special.

Looking up people and their phone numbers is a breeze with AT&T's Anywho.

My favorite site for the month of February is eBay. It has rocketed up to the number two site on the internet behind the Yahoo. I don't want to sound like a commercial but I really love the place. It's buyer beware but the deals are there. I purchased three internet routers separately for under $153 each and the latest versions of these software titles for Windows 95/NT, Winfax $28, MS Office 97 Pro $27.03, Visual Basic Professional 6.0 Full Version $56, LapLink $43.50, PCAnywhere 8.0 $49, WordPerfect 8.0 $24.50, and Encarta 99 for $19.25.

Ebay Tips: You are dealing with the sellers here and they may be small enterprises. The overwhelming majority is legitimate but there are some snakes in the grass. Start with auctions that accept credit cards. Check the sellers feedback. Understand the risks involved and take the necessary precautions. All of the above appears to be perfect and legitimate. Shipping charges for the software ran between $5-8 extra and one of the routers doesn't work yet. Even if I absorb the cost of the bad router, I end up with two working routers for $380. They sell for $800 new. You will get your best price with a little patience or special Bid Sniping software and the right timing. Use their search engine and search for specific things. In almost every case there will be another auction for the same thing next week so keep that in mind when deciding your maximum bid. If you want to ask me something about eBay write to rich at chevychase dot com.

Friday, July 24, 1998

Everyone thinks they are smart but how do you really know?   Take the Easy I.Q. Test.   Brain Teasers, Riddles, and other tests may help prepare you for the MENSA test.   If you think you have good Karma, check out the Karmometer or the New Age I.Q. Test.   Try not to get upset over the results of your Emotional Intelligence test.

Sunday, January 25, 1998

This site was designed to be viewed with budweiser. We would like to congratulate John Elway for leading the Denver Broncos to their Super Bowl victory. Great Game!

Tuesday, January 13, 1998

Consumer Activist Ralph Nader criticized Chevy Chase Bank on Tuesday for charging "outrageously high" interest of 25 percent to 27.5 percent on certain credit card accounts. See Ralph's letter and press release. While other banks and S&Ls charge interest rates on credit cards approaching 25 percent for customers they consider to be bigger credit risks, Nader singled out Chevy Chase because its top rate of 27.5 percent was the highest he had seen, said spokesman Todd Larsen - according to an Associated Press article by Marcy Gordon.

Friday, December 26, 1997

Are you having trouble installing that new computer or accessory that Santa left under the tree. You can find some after Christmas help from ZDNet's special edition of AnchorDesk "Tips and Troubleshooting for new computer gear". Henry Kingman is also available to help you Take Charge of your Toys with some setup tips. Now that you have it all set up where do you go from here? Jennifer Gross has some ideas with her article "Beyond Surfing and Email: Put your PC to work on Projects". If you are network manager then we have a gift for you. Take a look at essentials for the Smart Network Manager. We would like to thank the publishers at Ziff Davis for the timely e-mail message this morning with these tips and for giving us the day off.

Friday, December 5, 1997

Sick puppies might find La Paranoia amusing. It's not exactly Dilbert but the Disgruntled Housewife's Working for the Man is pretty funny for you 9 to 5ers. If you think you might also be a "Disgruntled Housewife" then Your Guide to Modern Living is recommended. Browsing that site you will find funny stuff like The Dick List.

Tuesday, October 10, 1997

Please join us celebrating our 10th year anniversary. We have been providing free on-line access to the community since December 4th, 1987. You may still call 301-588-8142 for FREE access to our BBS which includes Games, Files, Internet Chat, USENET News & E-Mail for computers running windows. If you need the free Excalibur Client software then click here.

Wednesday September 10, 1997

Watch for us on the ABC Channel 7 evening news (local broadcast) tonight or Thursday. We would like to thank Karl Bendorf for introducing us to Andrew Field who introduced us to Ed Turney, and his totally cool photographer who did all the work but I forgot to ask his name.

Monday September 1, 1997

If you missed the last episode of Unsolved Mysteries you might enjoy their new web site. Our new title is a simple ray traced 3-D rendering of an Arial font with a cool metalic surface and a combination of dark, white, cyan and blue lighting. It's only 24KB in size and took 1 minute, 43 seconds to render on a 586-133mz PC.

Sunday August 31, 1997

We will be shutting down our server for the last 36 minutes of today in memory of Diana, Princess of Wales. You can offer your condolences to the Royal Family at their web site.

Friday August 29, 1997

We reserve the right to deny access to abusive or mis-behaved web agents. The web agent running at 193.158.128.2 is a prime example.

Wednesday August 6, 1997

Lights, action, camera. Colin Plank from The Bethesda Gazette included my photograph (by Amy Taylor) in today's newspaper. Needless to say, The Chevy Chase Gazette (page A-6) also picked up the story.

Tuesday July 15, 1997

Our server is being over utilized due to an article in today's Washington Post business section on page C1. Please be patient.

Tuesday July 8, 1997

We would like to thank all the Attorneys and individuals who supported us with excellent advice and information. I'm sure you would interested in our response to {{REFERENCE REMOVED}} regarding their client who has a name like ours. She forgot to say that we think our name is "like totaly cool" and theirs "is NOT". Webmasters looking for that extra peace of mind need a minimum of protection from a competent attorney like Cheryl Sellers. csellers@sellerslaw.com

If you are interested in joining a club of "Guys named Chevy Chase" please contact guys@chevychase.com.

Wednesday July 2, 1997

It takes a lot of guts to work a high profile case against a huge powerful law firm with the Bank doing the financing. Cheryl Sellers has a degree in Computer Science as well as a Law Degree, with a focus on High Technology & Computer Law, Internet Law, Copyright and Trademark, Trade Secret Protection, Patent Litigation, and Unfair Trade Practices. csellers@sellerslaw.com

Tuesday June 24, 1997

I am trying to personally answer all the e-mail I've received. Some of it is very informative including the page on NSI Flawed Domain Name Policy information page. A good source for other related information is Oppedahl & Larson Patent Law web server. Thanks to Carl Oppedahl. Stay tuned to this page for all the news as it happens. We were mentioned on-line at Netly News. You will have to click on the "Archive" button, Afternoon Line, News: 6/20/97 to view the article. A similar situation appears to be happening with lies.com. America Online will host our first mirror site at http://members.aol.com/chevychase/

Saturday June 21, 1997

A reader discovers 40 "other" names they already own with a whois search on the InterNIC database.

Friday June 20, 1997

So far the best response from the legal community has come from Mark J. Welch.
If you heard about the e-mail message we received yesterday but haven't seen it yet click here.
Read about the Justice Department's unprecedented settlement here.

Friday March 28, 1997

Happy Easter Everyone! This coming Tuesday is April 1st or "April Fools Day". If you need some help compiling your gag, surf on over to AprilFools.Com. When you are done hiding easter eggs for the little kiddies, take a look at the easter eggs hidden by the big kids. "Easter Eggs" is CyberSpeak for programming hidden treasures, the undocumented features or pranks left by the original program developer.


Thursday, Feb. 6, 1997

Where is all the on-line shopping action? From a recent survey based on 10,000 households the Top 10 were:
1. SHAREWARE.COM - Free software/shareware
2. The Columbia House Co. - Videos & Laser Disks
3. The ZD Net Software Library - Free software/shareware
4. CUC International Inc. - Club sales of a wide range of consumer products and services.
5. Amazon.com Books - Books of all kinds.
6. Surplus Direct - Computer hardware/software
7. Gateway 2000 - PCs
8. Jumbo! - Free software/shareware
9. BMG Music Service - Club sales of CDs
10. ONSALE - Auction of computer hardware/software and consumer electronics.

Sunday, Feb. 2, 1997

Wondering how much your car is worth? Kelley Blue Book is the industry standard. If you like to play chess, hearts, or spades in real time you should check out Internet Gaming Zone.

Sunday, Dec. 8, 1996

The holiday season is upon us. Glamorama may satisfy that need if you drill down past their top page asking you "Why get them something they don't want when you can get them something stupid?" Personally I was attracted to their "Gonna Be a White Trash Xmas" section and their Interactive Shrine & Prayer Server. Some portions of this site may exceed your sense of the reasonable like "Celebrity Brain Farts". Then you head on down to SALAMI.COM and get "The Old Fashioned Flavor you remember - delivered from Cyberspace". Buy IT Online may give you an idea for something.

Tuesday, Oct. 29, 1996

Good Morning America's Al Roker has a web site now. He is coming out of the closet as a pretty good cartoonist. Football fans might like NFL for scores and stats, etc. Basketball fans can chat with Shaq at his new site. Sport Illustrated is getting in on the act also with their site. Auto buyers can save money car shopping with AutoByTel.

Thursday, Oct. 24, 1996

This page best when viewed with "Yo Mama". *<{:{)) If you are looking for an apartment try Rent.Net or Apartments for Rent Online. Do you remember Genie Online Service? Probably not. It didn't do anything for most people. Now they have a web site and guess what? It doesn't do anything either. Won't these guys ever give up? Did you get this far without a college degree? Do you want to surf your way up to a Business Degree? Try the University of Phoenix Online Degree Program, the Worlds leading University for Adult Students. Do you want to carry the internet in your back pocket? It is possible now with a cell phone from AT&T. It's a phone, It's a browser, It's two mints in one. What do you give the computer nerd for Christmas? I hope it isn't the Daily Webpage, a calendar where each page is a differant web site. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear Webmaster pt language=javascript> Happy Birthday to me.

Monday, Oct. 21, 1996

One click over the line sweet Jesus, one click over the line. Would you believe, the people that own this place have no idea what I'm doing. They don't even surf the web. Oh well, back to work. I'm a webmaster, I am, I am. Car won’t start? Maybe the Magliozzi brother @ CarTalk.com can fix it. Meet women worldwide. Astonishing, Beautiful, Exciting are some of the words they used to describe the women @ A Foreign Affair. Mo Women, Mo Women, Mo Women is how I describe it. Looking for something cute, try The adventures of Space Dog. With the flu season upon us Achoo On-Line Healthcare Services with over 7,000 links should be a hot bookmark. Looking for a magazine that balances the bravado of macho guy talk with the tenderness of advice from mom? No, you're not. So don't go to A Man's Life.

Saturday, Oct. 19, 1996

Personally speaking, I think CyberMom (crazed look) is cooler looking than (60's looking) TheCyberMom. For some good "Pet Fun, Pet Health, or Pet News", try The Pet Channel. Just don't confuse it with Pet Channel. If there's too much fat in those links, try Cyber Diet. If you're on-line looking for women (who isn't) there is a searchable site called WWWomen. I didn't get the name of the search engine but it probably isn't "The Groper". If you have any luck, take her over to Swoon for information about dating, mating, relating, and sex between friends. Going to the movies this weekend? Try Box Office for movie reviews. Webmasters can try kicking back and browsing the on-line magazine version of WebMaster. Wanna know who died and left your boss in charge? You're Outta Here! keeps track of the recently departed. What is a discussion about death without the Autobiography of Mr. 666. With all of the recent episodes of perverted men finding young sex partners on the web, is it any wonder that 600 men donated their free time to help cable the schools to the internet. A frequently asked question is "How can we bring you tommorow's news today? The answer has something to do with the speed of our internet connection and a eastbound train leaving Chicago going to New York according to our senior engineer.

EDITORS NOTE: Tuesday we reported the demise of www.hurtme.org. Do not confuse this with www.hurtme.com who by their own admission didn't "suffer enough" from any negative publicity.

Friday, Oct. 18, 1996

Forget the debates. Skeleton Closet has all the "dirt" on all the candidates. Weigh the dirt and make a choice. For more information visit our politics page.

Tuesday Oct. 15, 1996

Did you miss your favorite soap today? Find out "who's screw'n whom" on Entertainment Television's fully functional web site. If you are dying for a laugh, try out one of our own creations, The Un-Official Dr. Kevorkian Homepage. The Masochist’s for America Organization (WWW.HURTME.ORG) decided in a meeting last week to shut down their web site after only 6 months of operation. The chairman of the board voiced widespread disappointment over the bottom line. He was quoted as saying, "We’ve had over 30,000 hits so far and we still haven't felt a thing".

Monday, Oct. 14, 1996

Due to the recent popularity of two long distance companies, I don't care and It doesn't matter, we are changing our name to "More Information". Turn to us when you are looking for More Information. A recent study categorized the typical internet user as an infomaniac. An infomaniac is never satisfied with the amount of information he has, always wanting just a little more information. For those of you still in denial, saying; "I'm just going in there for a little information. I'm getting right back out and making a decision. I can quit anytime." Support groups will be your best bet.

Every 8 seconds, someone on this planet dies from stupidity. Kids have to learn how to just "say no" to stupidity. If you have a story of a lost job, nearly losing your life, or something else tragic caused by stupidity, please e-mail stupid@chevychase.com. We are working on a "Don't be Stupid" page to help pioneer the national "Don't be Stupid" project. Oh, this was just added. Please submit each story only once. If you want to be absolutely sure we get it, try sending a carbon copy to yourself, OK? And that's all I have to say about that. This is Internet Corespondent, reporting live from Chevy Chase Friday, Oct. 11, 1996.

Look and see if your boss's picture is on the FBI's list of Ten Most Wanted Fugitives. We have a BBS (Bulletin Board System) accessable from the Internet. You can download the free windows based client software by clicking here. Create a new Dialing entry and put @kitchen.chevychase.com in place of the phone number. When you click dial, you will connect here. The BBS has single/multi-player games, chat, and file downloads.

The U.N. General Assembly approved a plan yesterday to make the earth child-safe by the year 2000. Dalai Lama Decks Photographer in Disco Melee. Read these and other "fake" news stories at the onion. According to the Fashion Center in New York's Fashion District, there are 7,300 professional models roaming the streets of New York City. That's slightly more than the entire population of Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Now there's a Center for the easily amused. Mr. Smarty Pants has a thing to teach you about sex.

O.J. Simpson@Court.TV Follow the O.J. Simpson Trial at Court TV. You know those coupons that come to your house? Well why wait when you can get them on-line at www.hotcoupons.com. Everyone is doing the Macarena. See for yourself. Macarena fans may also like Let's Do The Macarena!!!!

For a real good laugh, try out Comedy Central's totally free web site.

Star Birth Star Birth in M16 and other new images returned by the Hubble Telescope.

In case you are relatively new to the World Wide Web, you may wish to read the NCSA Mosaic Demo Document. There is also the suggested Starting Point by Superhighway Consulting, Inc., Interesting Web Sites at star.net, Wider World links, Starting Points for Internet Exploration at NCSA or The Quick Reference by our staff of pirates. You may wish to use the following resources to keep track of the evolution of cyberspace and to find information on the World Wide Web.

Experienced surfers may be more interested in Riddle du Jour, Today's Specials at Internet Shopping Network, FREE stuff or what was Just Launched on the Web. Egghead, CNN Interactive, Team NFL and Sony pictures are among the new sites featured by the Yahoo.

Our most excellent site list includes: c/net, Einet Galaxy , The Well, and Cool Site of the day.


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